Naughty Tentacles Dating Auction

okay, here i am, takin the bullet
Hi, Cutie-Chan here, a lvl200 Eniripsa (and a handful of her multiple personalities). Here is something I might be useful for:
Friendly chat or some kind of interview, but take it easy on personal questions
Powerlvling (only if you are below 120, I’m afraid I’m not strong enough to make something higher that wobots suffer). It also applies to casual mobs-fighting Dungeon rushing (lvl141 and below if you need me to carry it, any if you just need my amazing healing powers, my tank- and dd-powers, sadly, are not that amazing)
Quest guidance and help (if it’s not one of the quests in which the game forbids teaming up)
Teaching some tricks and giving advices for eniripsas (I also have some experience with masqueraiders, xelors and – owch – fecas, but it’s not my Major). I also don’t mind doing some research on other classes together, but don’t expect me to be a mastermind there
I DO NOT offer:
Any kind of harvested materials-gathering (say hi to my laziness)
Any crafting (cuz boi do I suck at it…)
Taking over the world and mobs above lvl150 (not that I wouldn’t want to, but eni-powers, ya’know) PvP-assistance of any kind (except cheering for you), because that’s simply not my thing

even our dazzling boss can be your date x) heres her presentation

Hello I'm Vana, lv200 Cra so don't expect me to tank anything.
However, if you just want to see stuff get blown to pieces I'm your girl.
So what can you rent Vana for?
Well...
   Dungeon runs up to Xelor Past. (I can't solo anything above that).
   Powerleveling (but I get bored easily with that).
   Crafting and Harvesting (I have all crafters and harvesters at lv120+, Fish and Ores from Zinit being the only ones I can't get you).
   I can give advice on effective job leveling, Cra and Enutrof tactics and builds.
   Drops. My cra has 110 Prospecting and my Enutrof has 150 (Don't expect a lot of Epics or Shushu Emblems, oddly enough these rarely drop for me)
   Quest help. I've done most quests so I think I know a thing or two about how to complete them.
   Achievements (Not the challenge ones based on ALS, but most of the others I can help with).
   Chatting (careful, get me started and I can talk a lot. But it's your money...)

And finally what can't you rent me for?
   PvP, because Cra really sucks in PvP (and I really don't like it anyway).
   Anything having to do with ALS (because Cra is terrible at lower level dungeons without high end gear).

and if u'r into boys, there are some (and they'r golden x)

Hi, I'm Nimapry, a level 189 Enutrof built for damage and fun times. If you choose me I'll be your dropbot for the duration of our date, that means that everything important that I drop with my Enutrof powers will be yours
But, there are some conditions..First, if an epic or relic is dropped, it's not yours right away, but it can be for 1/20th of it's market value, which will go to the guild savings as well. Second, I'm just an Enu, not a god, don't ask me to solo stuff I can't, I can powerlevel you up to anything below 130 no problem but I can't participate in anything regarding pvp. And third, this is date, make it interesting for me as well, while I do have lvl 120 on farmer, trapper and miner, I'd rather be doing something more fun.
I hope we can have fun together.

and there is always more x)


Hello, Im Wychecraft. I’m a level 161-173 Eni, Masq, Feca, Elio, Eca, Panda Etc. So I have a full team so can do most dungeons (up to Xelor past, can't deal with death tiles). Never done moon content+. So, what could I do for you? As said, dungeons up to Xelor Past. Powerleveling. Im very used to it, I mean I how else did I get so many characters. Talking. Pretty good at it, done it most my life. Character building help. I love underpowered builds, so I can help you be awful. Being mean. Sounds bad, but I tend to say what I’m thinking. Perhaps there is a rude dude who is pestering you? I can tell him where to go. Whatever the hell you want. I DM a DnD group, so can even RP pretty well. What few things can't someone as great as me not do? Crafting & Gathering. Level 0 on everything. PvP. Why even bother.

AHHHH

Dafuq did i just read?

and we also got us some guest star (under a stage name Morgan Adams) xD

Hey, Im Garret Draper, a lvl200 Iop (With a bag of lame and stupid jokes). 
So Things i maybe usefull for:
Friendly chat or any anything in general i will answer mostly all questions
Powerlvling i can help but its not really fun.
Dungeon rushing sure im a up for dgs if i may be of any use.
Quest guidance and help (if it’s not one of the quests in which the game forbids teaming up)
Teaching a few iop tricks also been playing sacri enu hupper fogger so might be able to help there too(also im not a pro so have that in mind)
Any crafting (can craft any lvl 115 or below except chef)

I DO NOT offer:
Any kind of harvested materials-gathering (Just cant stand anymore mats)
PvP-assistance of any kind thats just not kinda job

Nice little Event Idea!

Won't participate, but good luck for your project !

and yay, more guest stars!

Name: Chococat, a lvl191 ecaflip
Useful for: Dungeons up to and including moon, friendly chat.I love cats and fast dungeoning and am rather hyper, I can bring my guildless heroes(200 osa, 196 sadi) with too, or if you want to be bad use my different guild chars for dungeoning/powerlvling
I am not useful for: roleplay in general, I'm bad at it, unwilling to try, I'm better at being used as a dungeon slave or carry

and another handsome gentleman is here to offer his... services x)

Heya, I am Ziri, a lvl 195-200 Foggernaut, Crâ, Pandawa and Féca.
I am able to do any kind of dungeon below Moon and any kind of monster below Dor'Mor by myself and can help you with any kind of dungeon.
Will do:
About everything. I will be a slave for that hour, though my specialty is that I play since the beta and know quite a lot about this game. I also have heard I am a nice person to talk to.
Will not do:
PvP, I may be strong, but im neither built for it, nor really good at it.
Any kind of drops during that hour will be yours, except for epics (Wa Cwown and above)

and a kitty for sale

# Incident: Naughty Tentacles – Dating Auction
# Subject: Aka Cica
# Occasion: Submitting participation letter.

# Meow :

Meow! :3
Meow meow Cica Aka nya, miau meow 187 nya meow Ecaflip nya.
Miau meow nya meow nya:
Meow. Miau, meow nya meow.
Miau. Miau, meow miau meow/miau/meow/meow: miau meow meow miau nya! OwO
Meow meow miau meow miau, miau meow meow meow nya (miau).
Miau meow nya Black Wabbit meow miau, meow meow nya miau meow meow mearrrroww... meow. ^^; Miau meow meow nya.
Meow nya meow meow miau meow, miau meow meow meow miau meow meow meow miau Sufokia, miau miau nya meow meow.
Miau meow nya meow meow meow-miau, purrrr nya miau nya. :3
Miau miau meow nya meow nya:
MMM, miau nya miau nya meow „Kitty Army”, miau meow.
Meow miau meow, miau miau meow meow meow miau.
Meow miau, miau meow meow nya meow meow meow.
Meow miau meow meow, miau miau meow meow.
Meow~

# Rough translation of "Meow":

Ahoy! :3
My name is Aka Cica, and i am a level 187 Ecaflip.
What i can offer you:
Tickling. Seriously, i am professional at it.
Fleas. Seriously, look at your skin/fur/scale/metal: they have already invaded you! OwO
Questing and participating in them, at least what i already have done (obviously).
I might can assist in dungeons up to Black Wabbit, with help from you and prolly with some meatshi– err... sidekicks. ^^; But obviously it depends.
Taking you to some hidden places, or just enjoying some sightseeing in the sunset on a nice cliff in Sufokia, or any other wondrous spots.
Or i can be your fluffy kitty-cat, purrrring in your lap. :3
In what i can't be dragged in:
PVP, because me i am not your personal "Kitty Army", and anyway.
Crafting and gathering, because not really levelled up anything.
Powerleveling, because probably both of us will fall asleep during it.
What goes against common sense, and against guild rules.
Meow~
 

and we also have a brave little one willing to help the guild and share some fun with you


Hi everyone!
I am Tokipudi, a french Wakfu player who plays on and off since closed beta. I have 3 characters thanks to the Heroes system, all of them being around lvl 113. Their classes are : Masqueraider, Sacrier and Huppermage.
What can I do for you?
elp you farming mobs, running dungeons that are <= lvl 66 if you want some powerleveling, explain you how Ankama is such a great company when it comes to wordplays (I have played the game in english and french, and I can tell you the french version is so much better at it), chat about whatever you want or even teach you some nice french slurs to throw at your enemies next time they beat you. I can also RP, but as I am not an expert at it and don't do it often at all, don't expect it to be that great.
What I cannot do
I cannot help you PVP. Not because I don't like it, but because I am Brakmarian and the guild isn't, therefore I simply can't do it. I won't farm crafts / harvests for you. I never liked that and I'm not high level in any jobs anyway. I know I am low-lvl compared to the other volunteers so I can't do as much as the others, but if you chose me just tell yourself you'll have a great buddy for one hour AND help your guild get a great Haven World!"

The Auction is now officially open, if you want to date some of our volunteers, here are a few simple steps to do so:
Join our Discord
Check current bids HERE
Add at least 20 000 kamas to the one you want to overbid
Leave a message that includes your ingame name, the amount of kamas you are willing to spend and the name of the volunteer you've chosen in the #auction_dating channel
It would also be a good idea to add @Surr_#2762 to your message so it doesnt get lost

Good luck and have fun!

the auction is in progress, great deals on the table~
hurry up and grab your date!

here's the list of current bids, come on, bring us some competition
Tokipudi - 500 000 kamas
Chococat - 250 000 kamas
Wychecraft - 200 000 kamas
Vanakyria - 190 000 kamas
Aka Cica - 180 000 kamas
Cutie-Chan - 160 000 kamas
Zirio - 160 000 kamas
Nimapry - 120 000 kamas
Garret Draper - 100 000 kamas

time's runnin out, but there's still a competition goin on!
the auction closes in 24 hours, so make sure u didnt miss a thing
u can find the official "auction log" HERE
and the auction channel in discord - HERE