As you may not yet be seated with some delicious turkey in one hand and a toast with some smoked salmon in the other, this is the perfect timing then! We can now have your full attention to wish you, a little ahead, A VERY MERRY KWISMAS!
If these singing Kwismas trees are presented to you now, it is not a coincidence.
It is so that their wishful Kwismas spirit music follows you throughout the eve of Kwismas, so that you may think a little about us as we will be thinking about you too.
(look the 2 red balls under the tree) o.O
I don't think the tree looks all that phallic, I think you guys are overreaching with this one. Come on xD