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This hat is a bird magnet. Believe me, you look very powerful when a Googoo decides to perch on your head. However, it might act as more of a repellent for the ladies when a Lilpiwi decides to do the same…
Finally a naturally dirty shirt that you're not afraid of getting grubby. You don't even have to wash it. Like good cheese, it gets better with time, smell included.
This multifunctional cloak can also be used as a sail, a hammock or even a bib, in case you feel a little bit queasy.
Buckle up for some hale and hearty fun! These boots might look like they'll give you sea legs but they actually just make your feet bulge. At least when you get thrown overboard you can use them to float… Just swell...!