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Funny Speeches Governor Candidates Shoud NOT Use
posté January 14, 2012, 23:23:33 | #1
Funny Speeches Governor Candidates Shoud NOT Use
(I'm bored and my League of Legends stopped working) Just to pass the time I decided to make this Topic to have some Lol moments at Funny things Governor Candidates should not say for their Election Speeches,

I'm going to start off with one,

Hello Citizens of Bonta, I am currently being held at Gunpoint and if I do not Receive 100% of the Votes i will be shot and then they will delete my account, Don't vote for other people cuz they are all scammers Thank you.

(Don't be shy to add one if you want, just Don't put offensive stuff down)


This post has been edited by [Dalikaeor] - January 17, 2012, 03:04:50.
Reason for edit : Abusing apostrophes is a crime. Use them when you put two words together, such as "I am" and "Do Not". DON'T use them for plural words, such as "Lol's" or "Cloak's". Save Our Apostrophes. Please.
posté January 15, 2012, 00:05:22 | #2
Hello Nation of Sufokia I will Invite Only My Alts and maybe some freinds into government so that i can do what i like, I will Listen to Peoples requests as long as they voted for me and they are not requesting anything that i dont want to do anyway, im not going to let people kill Creatures so they cannot level up and i will be the strongest of the nation. Vote me


posté January 15, 2012, 02:20:00 | #3
The best is...

Vote for Sabotage today and win a "I love my dictator" t-shirt!

Was such a hit 3 months ago  


posté January 15, 2012, 03:10:06 | #4
Any that have "DUN VOET ME VOTE XXSNPSD00D992XX CUZ THEY R BEST N U SHUD VOTE THAM VOT NOW!!!"


This post has been edited by calvat - January 15, 2012, 03:10:41.
posté January 15, 2012, 03:25:24 | #5

Quote (calvat @ 15 January 2012 03:10) *
Any that have "DUN VOET ME VOTE XXSNPSD00D992XX CUZ THEY R BEST N U SHUD VOTE THAM VOT NOW!!!"
So sad to know that most of the real speeches we get in game are worse than these joke ones.



That screenie might be really old, but summarizes pretty well the concept of "players in charge of politics"


posté January 15, 2012, 04:15:58 | #6
lol Time to die obviously had some kind of grudge against Joker XD


posté January 15, 2012, 05:28:51 | #7
When people are voted in, what control do they actually have?  


posté January 15, 2012, 08:14:29 | #8
"Vote for me, I have the coolest hat."


posté January 15, 2012, 11:35:43 | #9
"Vote for da lulz."


posté January 15, 2012, 13:08:11 | #10
Vote for me, so u guys will see my cool handsome face instead of that guy's ugly face.


posté January 15, 2012, 13:15:47 | #11
Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

By arkadia about 3rd or 4th elections after server start.

"Fuck the ankama" or "fuck the police" i dont remember, by Frenzy, 3rd elections after server starts.


posté January 15, 2012, 13:19:14 | #12

Quote (Stockings @ 15 January 2012 05:28) *
When people are voted in, what control do they actually have?
they set laws, start wars, spend taxes, and wear a funny hat and cloak