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Communist Slumber Party originated in Closed Beta way back when. We were a PK guild then. Following a merge, we became Catalyst. Catalyst made a name for itself killing people and making people rage. Once the release came, somebody stole the name Catalyst, so we formed Epitaph. Epitaph was famed for PKing and for killing UBs despite it being a PK guild. Earning the first Moowolf kill, then going on to killing all four UBs, we've sat on the top for a while. Later, we decided to move guilds since we were capped, and then Communist Slumber Party was reborn once again.
So, what's in it for you?
A warm, tight knit, and vulgar community that dun cur. We take the game very lightly, we enjoy each other's company, and we don't let stupid things get to us.PK madness. Enjoy the fresh comfort of having a kill team being able to come to your rescue when you're getting spanked, and forming a team yourself to spank others. Gear. You want Moowolf? Get a party together and spank a Moowolf. You want Magmog kills? We got that too. Excarn? Please, he's a joke. Shhhudoku? Twomanable, come on. A whole new way to play the game. Once you join CSP, you're one of us. People will dislike you. Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies. You will learn to appreciate your friends in this guild, and you will see how ugly the rest of the community can be; simply for the guild you're in. Learn to speak Cspian.
As you can probably tell, Communist Slumber Party is an acquired taste, it's not meant to be joined by just anybody, it's an exclusive club.
Upon joining, you will be judged for a week. If you don't make a name for yourself, if we don't know you, if you're not considered one of us, you'll be kicked. End of discussion, thank you, goodbye.
Requirements are as follows
Fit in, don't be a little bitc-
Not sucking too much.
Sucking too little.
That's all, for now. Most of us are already stupidly high level and we have no problem getting others to our level as well. Just be our friend, we'll be yours.
DAVE: are you a communist or something
DAVE: actually that makes perfect sense what with your sickle and all
KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
DAVE: wait john has a hammer oh shit its all adding up
DAVE: when we arrive are you going to team up with john and seize the means of production
KARKAT: YOU APPEAR TO BE JUMPSTARTING A FACETIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME SORT OF HUMAN ECONOMIC IDEOLOGICAL FRAMEWORK, WITHOUT HAVING THE SLIGHTEST CLUE THAT YOUR VEHICLE IS PARKED SQUARELY IN THE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ZONE.